Robert De Niro’s Phillip Lorenzo's Waiting, Talking Italian...

Well, there's a new kid in town. I'm still here, watching the game, controlling it. But I sent over this big guy to help with some of the anxieties and transitions for Jim and Jason.

His name is Phillip. But during a mini-marathon of the Mary Tyler Moore Show and Rhoda, the guys realized that Phillip's ears perked up to the name Lorenzo. So now he's Phillip Lorenzo.

I think it has a nice ring to it.

Here's his mugshot from Animal Care & Control:



And here he is, after a week of settling in to his new digs:



He's not quite orange, but he'll do for now! I'll be coaching him from the sidelines, telling him how to get treats from Jim and Jason.

It's a new era, kids!

xo
Chino