His name is Phillip. But during a mini-marathon of the Mary Tyler Moore Show and Rhoda, the guys realized that Phillip's ears perked up to the name Lorenzo. So now he's Phillip Lorenzo.
I think it has a nice ring to it.
Here's his mugshot from Animal Care & Control:
And here he is, after a week of settling in to his new digs:
He's not quite orange, but he'll do for now! I'll be coaching him from the sidelines, telling him how to get treats from Jim and Jason.
It's a new era, kids!